✨❤️ Your Needy Girl Is an SEC Girl (Late Friday Edition) ❤️✨
Who has the smartest, coolest, prettiest, most fun girls in all the world? SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! Ohio State and the Big Ten Could NEVA.
1. T’s ‘Did I Write This?” Meme of the Week.
2. Being an SEC Girl is EASY Work.
How to be an SEC Girl — ✨Tanita’s Version ✨
Find a cute dress that may be borderline safe to wear to church in your school’s colors, comfy shoes and a clear bag you can take to the stadium with you.
Pre-game, tailgate, and party responsibly. No one likes a sloppy SEC girl.
Make sure you’re moisturized and any make up you may be wearing matches your neck. You may end up on TV. The camera LOVES SEC girls.
Find fun things to smuggle your favorite spirit it! I have these.
Always watch your drinks and your friends. While there are a lot of nice SEC boys out there, some of them ain’t shit.
As always, don’t SEC, drink and drive.
Also, tomorrow, my beloved Georgia Bulldawgs (4-0, 1-0 SEC EAST; NO. 1 AP) (also the TWO-TIME, BACK-TO-BACK DEFENDING NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, in my Dusty Rhodes voice) will take on my SEC West team, the Auburn Tigers (I used to live down there, and Auburn is really cute). It’s historically known as “The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry,” having been played since 1892.
For those who know me, you can say a LOT of things about your girl, but one thing I am is consistent. For the last several years, friends and book of Faces connections have seen me be consistent on a few things. This one is by far my favorite.
Win or lose, it’ll be the post tomorrow. Go Dawgs ❤️🖤
3. I’m Right Here, Baby — Click Me
Words are important. The only people who knows that MORE than journalists and digital dommes, such as myself, are the good folks at Merriam-Webster.
In today’s spotlight read, The Messenger’s Brinley Hineman (who is the real live version of Merida from Disney’s Brave) took a dive into M-W’s latest additions that’ll be featured in its latest, updated edition of the tome.
Check it out here 👉 Merriam-Webster Adds Your Favorite Group Chat Phrases To Its Latest Edition: Thirst Trap, Doggo, Chef’s Kiss
BONUS 🐻: The Messenger’s Zach Rogers didn’t know until today that “Fat Bear Week” is one of my all-time favorite news things.
So he wrote it up, since it’s being threatened by the impending government shutdown.
Read it here 👉 Beloved ‘Fat Bear Week’ Could Be Affected by Government Shutdown
💦 Clicking it feels so good, doesn’t it? 💦
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4. T’s Tasty Tune for Today
It’s time to reveal that I am a huge connesouir of rock music. Black folks are the forebearers of the genre. Nothing turns me on more than a guitar riff.
Also know that I love Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age. Actually, my ideal body weight is Josh Homme on top of me. Sorry, momma.
Anyway, here is a track from their latest album …In Times New Roman, Made to Parade.
5. Corrections + Editor’s Notes
One full day without a correction. Look at GOD.
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Thank you for the much-needed laughs today! Oh, and 🎶 Auburn sucks 🎶